lundi 27 décembre 2021

Run#5 - New Year Hangover Helper trail - 01/01/2011


Heraultics Hash House Harriers
Run #5, New Year Hangover Helper trail

Saint Martin de l'Arçon, France - 1. January 2022

Come join us to start the new year!

Walker + Runner's trail, with some bubbles!

When : Saturday 1. January 2022  at 13:00

Where : La Place, village, 34390 Saint Martin de l'Arçon

Hares : Hidden Asset and I Like Your Boobs

Hashcash : 5€

lundi 8 novembre 2021

Run#4 - Lyon away Trail - 21/11/2021


Heraultics Hash House Harriers
Run #4, Lyon's Run

Lyon, Parc de la tête d'Or, France - 21. November 2021

Come join us for a little road trip trail starting in Lyon.

This will be a bit of a hangover trail following the Beaujolais Marathon run the day before, so should be short n flat like your ...

When : Sunday 21. November 2021 at 13:00

Where : Entrance of Parc de la Tête d'Or (Rue des Belges/Rue Tête d'Or) 

Hares : Hidden Asset and I Like Your Boobs

Hashcash : 5€

Let us know if you plan on attending. On On! 

Run report + a few pix

After a quick prelube to the trail ... just a Half-marathon to warm up the day before....

6 fierce  hashers met up at the entrance of Parc de la Tete d'Or (Head, who said head??) in Lyon for the 4th Heraultics H3 trail. 

Parc was beautiful,  

and the "On On" shouted by the pack didn't deter the muggles that much... given the proximity of the local zoo. So of course there were monkeys spotted on trail ...


and this being an Heraultics trail, plenty of 69s, including the now traditional "Check back 69".


Circle was had, accusations made up, and all went home happy and drunk!

On On!

lundi 11 mai 2020

Run #4 - Cap d'Agde - 12/07/2020 - CANCELLED

Our Hares being currently stuck in Sweden, please note that this run is CANCELLED

Sunday July 12th, 2020 - start at 14:00
Location: Cap d'Agde - Plage Richelieu's parking lot ,
Hares: John Cleese + Horny Tail


We run at the beach Plage Richelieu in Cap d’Agde.
(This is NOT a naturist beach)
Assembly at the parking lot Richelieu Ouest :

Bring your own food and drinks for an on-after on the beach.
The hares will provide drink stop, down-downs and snacks for the circle.
Hash cash 5€

Please spread the word, and let us know who’s coming.
On-On and welcome to sunny Languedoc!

John Cleese & Hornytail

samedi 2 mai 2020

Run#3 - St Martin - confinement - 02/05/2020

Heraultics Hash House Harriers
Run #3, Confinement Run

Saint Martin de l'Arçon, France - 2 May 2020

3rd running of the Heraultics H3. A wet one (it never rains in southern France...) with lots of shiggy and greenery, but respecting the 1km radius rule!
Hare : I Like your Boobs

Starting On Up!

Beer Near!! and a fancy Beer Stop mark carved in the rock!

Spring flowers everywhere!!!

Circle :The hare and the one FRB/DFL/everything else!

samedi 4 avril 2020

Run#2 - St Martin - Worldwide Virtual Hash 2020 - 04/04/2020

Heraultics Hash House Harriers
Run #3, Confinement Run

Saint Martin de l'Arçon, France - 4 April 2020

Trail set for the Worldwide Virtual Hash 2020 hash day on Saturday, April 4th, 2020. On On!
Hare : Hidden Asset

After a confusing chalk-talk by an even so confused hare, the lone hasher set off, ... on-up off course!!

Marks where scattered all over the village, letting the locals wonder what the #@# was going on.

Check by the chicken coop... time for a little chicken song? 

 Beer stop was found in the woods.

And after a few more checks and deceiving splits, the On Inn was finally in sight 

Meanwhile, the rest of the Heraultics H3 members were getting loopy on their terrasse... Any beerstop yet??

lundi 20 janvier 2020

(Postponed) Run #2 - Agde - 12/04/2020

POSTPONED TO JULY 12TH-Check out new directions!

Sunday April 12th, 2020 - start at 14:00
Location: Agde - at John Cleese and Horny Tail's ,
Hares: John Cleese + Horny Tail

You are invited to Agde Sunday 12/4 (during the easter weekend). A lot of Stockholm hashers will be visiting to celebrate Hornytails birthday! 
The run will start at 14:00 from our house. A short walk from the train station.There will be both runners and walkers trails.Lots of drinks, and food after the run. Oysters, of course :-)
Hash cash 10€
Dancing on our roof terrace if you stay late.
If you stay overnight there are a few hotels in town (Yseria and Araur) and many private rooms to rent.Then we can take a hangover walk to the beach for a drink before you head home again.

Please spread the word, and let us know who’s coming.
On-On and welcome to sunny Languedoc! 
John Cleese & Hornytail

vendredi 10 janvier 2020

Run #1 - Run report

Heraultics Hash House Harriers
Run #1, Hangover Helper Run

Saint Martin de l'Arçon, France - 1 January 2020

So how many hashers out there can say they got to run Run #1 of a hash? Well in this case, about 6. Plus 6 Virgins… not a bad Hare/Harriette: Virgin ratio for a brand-spankin’ new hash (did someone say spankin’?!). Although it seemed like a thinly disguised attempt for I Like Your Boobs and Hidden Asset just to trademark a nice set of, well, boobs, no really, those are mountains!, these two fine and experienced hares had, in earnest, invited the entire village and plied them significantly with alcohol the night before, in anticipation of the biggest and best hash of the year. Behold New Year’s Eve, 31 December 2019, which started so gracefully with a hike in the hills, and some geocaching…

Later, the party was in full swing, and our fearless hosts served up foie gras and red beans and rice and some addictive zesty corn dip for a crowd. And lots of champagne. What started like this…and this…

ended like this… and this…


Fast forward a few hours to the morning. Fueled up on smoothies and egg croissant sandwiches with a healthy dose of mayonnaise and cheese dip thrown on top, and above all, strong coffee with Kahlua (Ed note: you can’t make this stuff up), the hares set out to rally the troops in the main square of the village. 
Everybody was still drunk from New Year’s, of course. Especially these two.

We roused a glorious 12 people, including the hares of course, and SIX Virgins, for a thorough introductory chalk talk (Village people: why are these nice people drawing pictures on the sidewalk and throwing flour around?) Then a warm-up chicken song.

Then smile for the camera… proof that it happened.

And then we were off in two different directions, runners one way, walkers another way, but really it was all the same stuff, just a nice meander out of the village. Except that John Cleese was the immediate front-running you know what, tearing out of the blocks like a marathon runner, which kept Boobs on his toes. Sort of.

Mostly Boobs just stood around watching and with a beer in his hand, and occasionally hiding in the woods and snorting like a wild boar. He didn’t scare anyone… ok except maybe Levrette. We ran all over the place except where we could actually find any flour. Eventually we made our way to the top of one of the hills for a nice look-out point, and then after that, it was back down to a flat clearing for some sun and champagne. This was the hangover helper hash after all.

Then we stopped at Just Cecile and JustGary’s for yet another photo-op.

(Ed note: Looks like these runners and walkers did very little running and walking.) Here they are walking – finally!

Finally, we were back to the house for some leftover canapes and empty champagne bottles to enjoy (WTF?! Bring on the booze!). Thereafter proceeded the longest hash circle in Saint Martin de l'Arçon’s history.

There were some offenses noted on trail, the worst of which was something that John Cleese did that no one could remember, but it definitely involved some stiff drinking.

(And again, at this point, the Villagers shook their heads and said to themselves, people do this for fun?) 
There was a point at which Boobs’ pants magically fell off, but everyone was either so unimpressed with they saw or just so used to it that no one reacted, not even his girlfriend. And certainly no one bothered to take a photo. And later, some S&M with the always innocent Levrette strapped to a chair with some duct tape and a bit of parsley shoved up the nose (why?)… to which No Nuts interjected: Hey, that stuff’s expensive! (The duct tape, not the parsley). Again, no photographic proof. 
And so ended the most amazing day of the year (so far). 

ON ON to the next one!